Viralsearcher's Cutest & funniest video of 2013!

Just our opinion of course :)

Macklemore "Can't Hold Us" Cover done by Khaya from Xfactor

This is her fun cover of the song "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.

Miley Cyrus - Adore You - Hotter than Wrecking Ball??

What do you guys think? Hot video?

Donkey in the well (Motivational Story)

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

The animal cried for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over & help him. They all grabbed a dirt & began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey didn't realized what was happening & cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel ­of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.

He would shake it off & take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors

continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off & take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well & happily trotted off..!!!


Always Remember in Life that:

Life is going to throw dirt on you.

The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off & take a step up.

Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.

We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up..But by taking a step up.

In this world people will always throw stones in the path of your success, It depends on you..what You make from them A wall or A bridge...!!!

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Blind man allowed to keep his seeing eye dog thanks to donations.

Diana Williams has the story of a blind man and his dog who survived after falling onto the subway tracks. What a happy ending!

Granny Franny at 82 years old, Back to school! Great story

Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

We love this story! :)

Kmart Ship or Shi* My Trousers Commercial - We love these

Happy Holidays everyone!

Haim Performs "Forever" on Jimmy Kimmel.

We love these girls! Very original for sure!

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Caught Dancing at Work to Bob Marley song

He's just so entertaining to us!! Toronto mayor Rob Ford caught on tape again, this time, during a council session Tuesday, dancing vigorously to a band playing "One Love" on the chamber floor. (Dec. 17)

Classic: Anchor: Jim Ryan vs Reporter: Dick Oliver Good Day NY

In 2001 Ryan had an on air argument with Dick Oliver during a segment on a landlord tenant dispute.

The most romantic Sonic Drive thru fast food order singing with a guitar.

This guy may have a date after this!

Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) interviews Peyton Manning for ESPN

One word. Hilarious!!!!

Kevin Hart, Ice Cube & Conan O'Brien take a Lyft car cab!

We thought this was very funny! Check us out on Facebook by clicking here!

Sign language Skit w Chrs Christie from SNL - Really funny!

Keep an eye on the interpreter if you really want to laugh! Watch this from 1:19 if you want to see the Chris Christie part.

Alex and Sierra - Gravity - The X Factor - Awesome!

Another emotional performance by these 2! They had all the judges crying after this one.

Ever get scared by the Snowman prank?

This is pretty funny :)

How To Eat A Banana - Offensive? Nahh! Educational!! :)

Trisha cracks us up!!

Titus- 3 foot Trick Shot master ft Channing Tatum & Bradley Cooper

Movie stars? Check.
Buckets from seven-stories? Check.
Making shots with both hands (at the same time!)? Check.

Titus returns in what may be the greatest compilation of trick shots put together by miniature man.

Alex & Sierra - Sultry Cover of Britney Spears' "Toxic" - THE X FACTOR USA 2013

This is one of the early performances by Alex & Sierra. So talented!

Alex and Sierra - Say Something - X Factor USA 2013 - Awesome!

We're hoping these 2 win it all!

Sandy Hook Shooting: 911 Calls From Newtown CT Massacre

This is disturbing and not meant for the victims families of this horrible act of violence. Our thoughts & prayers go out to all those that were affected by this.

Amazon future is delivery in 30 minutes via Drone!

We're excited to share Prime Air - something the team has been working on in our next generation R&D lab. The goal of this new delivery system is to get packages into customers' hands in 30 minutes or less using unmanned aerial vehicles. Putting Prime Air into commercial use will take some number of years as we advance technology and wait for the necessary FAA rules and regulations. This is footage from a recent test flight.

Eddie Murphy interview from The Arsenio Hall Show 2013

We thought this was a great interview. Eddie seemed like Eddie in this one!

Taylor Swift, Bon Jovi, and Prince William sing 'Living On A Prayer'.

Taylor Swift, Bon Jovi, and Prince William sing 'Living On A Prayer' at the Winter Whites Gala. Kinda cool right??

Simple Acts of Kindness - Give it a try this holiday season

We thought this was a good time to try this. This video is meant to warm your heart. Enjoy.

Crazy magic done through your monitor. Pick your card!

We loved this one & figured we'd share it!

Dog playing with bird! So cute & having a blast!

Isn't this the cutest thing ever??

Football team rallies around bullied 6-year-old suit-wearing water coach

By Michael Krumboltz
Danny Keefe has childhood apraxia of speech, which means he doesn't speak very well. He also loves to wear suits and ties, even though he's only 6 years old.
So when 11-year-old Tommy Cooney heard Danny was getting picked on at school because of the way he talks, he decided to do something about it.
He put on a suit and tie, too.
Their relationship began this past spring when Danny asked his mom if he could join the Bridgewater (Mass.) Badgers peewee football team as water coach. The team's coach, Thomas Cooney, said yes and Danny was given a football jersey like the rest of the team.
"But he asked Coach Cooney if it would be OK if he didn't wear the shirt, but he could he wear his suits and a hat to the games," Danny's mother, Jennifer Keefe, told Yahoo News. "He just feels more comfortable.

Six-year-old Danny Keefe prefers to wear suits and ties. (Courtesy of Jennifer Keefe)

She's not exactly sure where his affinity for dressing up comes from, but she says Danny's wardrobe consists of five or six suits and various ties to go with them.
"They get pretty worn," Jennifer Keefe said, "because that's all he wears."
From the day he was born, doctor's warned Danny's parents that he would be severely disabled due to a serious brain hemorrhage, according to the Enterprise.
"You can understand a couple words, but you probably can't understand the story he's telling you," Jennifer Keefe explained.
That's why Danny was picked on. Other kids call him a baby, his mother said.
One day, Danny came home from school sad that kids were picking on him. Keefe's older son, who is a member of the football team, told Tommy Cooney. Danny said, "I don't care what those kids think of me, it's only what I think of myself," according to Jennifer Keefe.
Tommy Cooney went to his mom and told her that he wanted to wear a suit to school.
"I thought it was so nice, I was so touched that he wanted to do that," Jennifer Keefe said. "Then, next thing you know, I'm getting texts from various parents saying, 'Where do you find suits? My son wants to wear a suit.' "
All told, 45 kids showed up to school in either full suits or shirts and ties, according to Keefe, who said it all began with Tommy wanting Danny "to feel loved."
"He was showing him he was loved by dressing like him."
Danny's reaction to the boys swanky threads?
"Just his expression," Jennifer Keefe said — "his eyes got really big, and a smile, and then he said, 'They're dressed just like me!'"

Anniversary Prank Backfires on boyfriend!! Yikes!!

This is good!

Howard Stern interview on David Letterman HD - November 22, 2013

Howard gives another very entertaining interview!

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Eddie Murphy Delirious (Full Classic Show 1983) Funniest ever!

We think it's the best stand up of all time!

Mike Tyson Gives Evander Holyfield His Ear Back In Hilarious New Ad

If this doesn't make you giggle.... Check your pulse! :)

A-Rod ALEX RODRIGUEZ WFAN YES NTERVIEW WITH MIKE FRANCESA 11/20/13 -

Here's the full audio interview from WFAN.
http://goo.gl/lPbDln

What's your opinion?

Volvo Trucks - The Epic Split feat. Jean-Claude Van Damme

All We have is "Wow!"

Alec Baldwin is not a morning person on Good Day NY! We love you in NY Alec!

New York News
As you could see... Alec is not a happy camper before 8AM! I'm just glad I don't have to wait outside of his home :).

Lady Gaga interview & performance on The Howard Stern Show - 11/12/13

Now this woman is gifted!

Epic dog makes mean facial expression on command!

We want a dog just like this one!! :)

Satellite continues fall to Earth. Heads up! Track it here!

Just keep your eyes open:)
This is the site to track it: http://www.esa.int/SPECIALS/Track_ESA_missions/index.html

1st ever YouTube Music Awards (YTMA) - Missed it? Watch now!

Here it is!
1st ever YouTube Music Awards (YTMA) - Missed it? Watch now!

Super typhoon hits the Philippines. 100+ dead video report.

Tacloban, Philippines (CNN) -- A day after Super Typhoon Haiyan roared into the Philippines, officials found more than 100 bodies scattered on the streets of one devastated coastal city.

Officials rushed body bags to Tacloban city Saturday following the first significant report of fatalities.

Ray Liotta (Goodfellas) Great 1800 Tequila commercial made us laugh!

Great 1800 Tequila ad from Ray Liotta the star of Goodfellas!

Guy Fieri fighting with his hairdresser about his bad hair cut? Uncensored.

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Just kidding about the bad hair part! Even though that would be a good reason to fight him!
That is Guy fighting with his hairdresser though. Wow potty mouth!

Baby cries when Mom sings. Adorable! But Fake???

We got word from some sources that this was heavily edited.
The singing may have been added afterwards! Look at the video
carefully and see how it's been clipped a lot.
Let us know your thoughts. We think our source is right.

Raw Pork + Pepsi = worms?? So sick!!

What a horror this is!

Unlocking the Truth are 3, 7th grade boys from Brooklyn, NY playing Metal!!

Good job boys!! Sounding awesome!!

The Howard Stern Channel 9 show! Vintage lesbian dating game.

We thought this vintage stuff was so funny!! We love Howard!!

Katy Perry Performs 'ROAR" Lakewood High School - GMA

We love Katy!!!

Ellen's crew visits a haunted house. We laughed so hard that we cried!

OMG just hysterical! We love Ellen!

New Ipad Air promo but Good Day NY FOX used MS Surface to promo it? Duh!

Pretty funny that someone missed this!

Jenna Jameson interview on Fox NY Good Day. Wierd & cut short!

We hope she's OK. Not sure what was going on there!

Sandra Bullock Rapping to Sugarhill Gang’s ‘Rapper’s Delight’! Awesome!

Sandra Bullock Rapping - The Jonathan Ross Show.
We just love her!

A dog going for a swim with his friend, the dolphin. Very cute!

What a great site!

Pacino the dog doing a Kanye West impression yelling at the paparazzi. Get that camera out of my face!

We love this dog! LOL

Kanye West interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live. He needs decaff!!

We're not sure why he's so mad at the world. It may be time to grow up Kanye!

How to make all those cool Facebook Smileys! It's worth a share with friends!

We always wanted a list of smileys like this! Feel free to share and bookmark this page!

Adorable 3 year old Heaven dancing to Beyonce on Ellen!

Mother and daughter are adorable!

Jimmy Kimmel on the streets: Obamacare vs. The Affordable Care Act! Genius!

Just another great Jimmy Kimmel moment!

Howard Stern interviews: Jenny McCarthy from The View, Metallica performs

Jenny McCarthy starts at 45:00. Metallica starts at 1hr:30min. Howard does a great job as always!

Soccer player pulls down players shorts to save goal

Villa's Nick Helenius beat his defender and made a dangerous run towards Tottenham's goal, when Jan Vertonghen decided that de-pantsing him was the best way to stop him. And it was not a foul.

Boston Red Sox honor NY Yankees' Mariano Rivera with 'roast'.

Great job in Boston last night honoring the greatest closer in baseball! Thanks Boston!

NY Yankees Mariano Rivera 2013 All-Star Game moments before retirement.

This choked us up. What a great moment for Mo!

Britney Spears new song realeased early after internet leak "Work Bitch"!

What do you guys and gals think?

Tragic Beauty Gia Allemand : The Exclusive Story of a Bachelorette's Suicide

Watch all the clips available by clicking here.

Aziz Ansari makes fun of Franco Roasters Over Indian And Gay Jokes

We thought the Roast was very funny!

Debbie Downer with Lindsay Lohan Infamous SNL skit! #SNL

The funniest part is watching them struggle with holding their laughter in! Classic skit :)

Jimmy Kimmel convinces the street that the Mini Ipad is the #Iphone 5S. LOL

People will believe anything to be on TV! LOL

TUF's Timmy Gorman wants to fight Caraway for a date with Miesha Tate.

I think we want to see this fight :)

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals "Worst Twerk Fail EVER - Girl Catches Fire" Prank

We had a feeling about this one :). Not! LOL

Schweddy Balls - Hysterical #SNL skit with Alec Baldwin!

This is an oldie great skit!

Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball - Naked & Unsanitary licking again :)

We didn't mind the song :)

Robert De Niro and Michelle Pfeiffer in "The Family" full Trailer

We love De Niro and Michelle Pfeiffer! So this should be awesome!

Bad Lip Reading in the NFL. The funniest thing ever!

This is really as funny as it gets!

Young Baseball Fan Gives Ball to Crying Kid who missed foul ball. Cute!

This one touched our heart :) . Show your kids this one!

No charges for father who beat to death man man he caught raping his 5 year old daughter

Justice was served!

Watch this Louisiana Sinkhole Swallow Trees in Seconds. Crazy!

You have to see it to believe it.
Assumption Parish, La., officials on Wednesday released amazing footage taken at a Louisiana swamp that shows a sinkhole swallowing a huge cluster of trees in seconds.
Louisiana said it is suing Texas Brine LLC for the sinkhole officials say was caused by the collapse of a salt dome cavern operated by the company, according to The Times-Picayune.
The sinkhole, which continues to widen, was discovered last August, and is already responsible for dissolving an area around Bayou Corne, the Picayune reports.
Fom USA Today

Avril Lavigne kisses Winnie Cooper (Wonder Years) in Rock N Roll video.

The kiss happens at around 2:45 into the video. Winnie Cooper has grown up since The Wonder Years!

Lady Gaga "Applause" Our Premiere if you missed it on GMA! Great video!

Awesome video is our thoughts! Yours?

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Kick Ass on - GMA in NYC 8-16-13

Pretty awesome right? We're just sayin :)

Bollywood star and former Miss World! Priyanka Chopra - Exotic ft. Pitbull (Hot video)

iTunes: http://smarturl.it/PriyankaExotic Music video by Priyanka Chopra performing Exotic. © 2013 Interscope

Minnesota man claims his share of $448M Powerball jackpot press conference

Raw press conference footage of Paul White, the Minnesota project engineer who claimed one-third of a massive $448.4 million Powerball jackpot from the August 7, 2013, drawing.

Jason Sudeikis :An American Coaching football in London.

This is a great parody we thought.

Yoko Ono cover (Someone Like You by Adele)

This made us smile and laugh :)

Cat having a great time on Vacuum w Shark Week costume! So cute!

If this doesn't make you smile you need a happy pill! :)

Peyton & Eli Manning from The NFL Rapping for Commercial video. Awesome!

Is your phone for calling? Or is it for footballing? Watch this video ad starring Peyton and Eli Manning to find out.  Really funny stuff!

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Jerry Seinfeld & Chris Rock

From Crackle: Kids Need Bullying

We love this! The end is awesome & it happens in Ramsey NJ! We wonder if he got a speeding ticket?

Saturday Night Live SNL Catfish skit w/ Adam Levine

Too funny Adam Levine!!

Just give me a reason - Pink (acoustic cover) Performed by Nicole Milik

We see a lot of big things for this up and coming artist. Just our prediction :)

Simon Cowell expecting first child with close friend’s wife Lauren Silverman

Simon Cowell becoming a dad with Lauren Silverman, his best friend's ex-wife!

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/simon-cowell-expecting-child-report-article-1.1413477#ixzz2aibaoVwB

RHONJ Teresa & Joe Giudice were indicted on federal charges

Real Housewives of NJ stars Teresa and Joe Giudice were indicted on federal charges and could spend 50 years in prison.

David Big Papi Ortiz destroys phone with bat in dugout after a call.

7/27/13: David Ortiz strikes out, then argues with the umpire until he is ejected, before hammering the dugout phone with his bat. He may have to pay the O's for a new phone!

Cat Sees Owner After 6 Month Leave :)

Dogs are not the only ones who love . It's just a little harder to tell. :)

Dog sees Dad after being gone over 6 months - So sweet!

After being gone for over six months overseas, my daddy's girl of a puppy is finally reunited with her daddy.

Divers almost killed by Whales! Crazy!

This is raw footage of Divers almost killed by Whales!

Grandma giving up a killer Drum solo!!

Check her out!!! :)

Marc Anthony: Why singing at The All Star Game? I'm as American as Apple Pie!

We have to agree with Marc. The question was rude & people have some nerve!!

Dog is trying to beat up his own shadow. Really cute!

Great dog that doesn't need much play time with anyone else besides himself! So cute!

Uncensored - Chris Rock - Gas Is Expensive - Funny as always!

Comedy Central

One of the funniest ever! Chris Rock!

901 Tequila by Justin Timberlake is here! Drink up!

We love Justin and tequila! Sounds perfect!

Stranded Dave Matthews hitches ride with fan to the show!

(CNN) -- Emily Kraus was psyched.

She had been a Dave Matthews fan since she was 9. And she was on her way to see him at a show in Hershey, Pennsylvania.

What she didn't count on was finding him stranded by the side of the road with his bicycle.

Dave Matthews makes (and talks) history

To say it was the surprise of her life would be understating it.

The Grammy-winning musician had gone out for a pre-show ride Saturday when the back tire of his bike popped.

"I did not have a cell phone on the bicycle. So I thought, 'Sh*t," he recalled that night at his show at Hersheypark Stadium.

"And then a nice lady named Emily rode up in a red car with a bicycle rack on it and gave me a ride on to the gig."

Conversations with a superstar

Kraus said she and her boyfriend were running late to the show. But, as she told CNN affiliate WHP, everything happens for a reason.

They spotted a man stranded on the side of the road who looked very familiar.

They pulled over.

It was Matthews, his bike broken; he without a cell phone.

Lucky for her, her parents had just recently given her their bike rack. And she offered her idol a ride, to his own concert.

Along the way, they chatted about how the tour was going and his daughter's summer camp schedules.

"We didn't know how to make conversation with him," the star-struck fan laughed.

'Cheeks still hurt from smiling'

Matthews, grateful for the gesture, invited the couple for dinner. Then, backstage. And then, to front row seats to the show.

Oh, and during the concert, Matthews recounted the incident, referring to Emily by name.

"My cheeks still hurt from smiling, giggling and laughing all night long ... this will always be remembered," she wrote on the affiliate's Facebook page.

Sunday morning, Kraus said she woke up, wondering if it was all a dream.

But then she noticed the concert tickets. Matthews had signed them, saying "Thanks for the ride."

"OK, yeah, that really happened yesterday," she said. "It was surreal, we couldn't believe it."

Carly Rae Jepsen throws worst first pitch ever Astros / Rays game.

We still love her though!

Girl Shot in the head by Taliban, UN Speech 2013: Malala Yousafzai

Pakistani girl celebrates her 16th birthday on day she speaks to United Nations' student delegates. Poor kid got shot in her head for speaking her mind. We're so glad she's OK!

Adam Sandler almost attacked by a Cheetah story & video! Wild!

Wow.... that was a close call!!

NJ Transit bus driver accused of lewd act of NOT keeping his hands on the wheel. YUCK!

Story by: Sarah Wallace

HACKENSACK, N.J. (WABC) -- There is shocking video of a local bus driver on the road and behind the wheel who was engaged in a lewd act and is accused of putting his passengers at risk.

The bus driver for New Jersey Transit is facing criminal charges and was removed from his job.
A passenger with a camera caught the driver, 41-year-old George Simpson of Newark, in the middle of Lincoln Tunnel traffic and in the middle of this lewd act.
WARNING: The video and information below on what he was doing is graphic.
"She noticed he was performing a sex act on himself," said Patrick Metz, an attorney.
Attorney Patrick Metz walked Eyewitness News through the cell phone video taken by his client as she commuted to New York City on a New Jersey Transit bus on June 25th.
"She was sitting directly opposite the bus driver in the first row of seats," Metz said.
It was the evening commute and the driver was entering the Lincoln Tunnel with a packed bus.
"She videotaped this why?" Eyewitness News investigative reporter Sarah Wallace asked.
"The outrage, the danger he was putting the other passengers in and the other commuters, it is unspeakable," Metz said, "She's showing the other cars around. As you can see the walls of the tunnel are on the left side. And he's continuing all the way through the tunnel totally exposed."
Metz continued, "Now you can see he reaches for a handiwipe to address the situation."
NJ Transit gave Eyewitness News this statement: "The bus driver in question was immediately removed from service without pay, as a result of this disturbing and grossly irresponsible conduct."
"They say the terminated him," Wallace said.
"We don't know what happened before and we want to make sure it never happens again," Metz said.

Britney Spears & Sons Premiere Video- Ooh La La

The "Ooh La La" Music Video starring Britney Spears & her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James is here.  

Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2) [lyric]

Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Shaq sing (Nascar Grown ups promo) FUNNY!

We got a good laugh from this :)

Rescued Cleveland kidnap victims speak out & thank supporters

Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight broke their public silence in video posted to youtube thanking their supporters. The women were held captive in a Cleveland home for about a decade.

Gay Country Singer Adjusts to Newfound Web Fame - GMA interview

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Gay Country Singer Adjusts to Newfound Web Fame Steve Grand, 22, maxed out his credit card to produce, star in a popular video.

Gay-Themed Music Video by Steve Grand a YouTube Hit!

Gay-Themed Music Video a YouTube Hit

He's a musician without a record label, a card holder without any remaining credit. And the gig that supplies what he calls "food money" may now be in jeopardy.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — He’s a musician without a record label, a card holder without any remaining credit. And the gig that supplies what he calls “food money” may now be in jeopardy.

But after events of the last week, Steve Grand said “I would die a happy man today,” and not for the reasons he’s suddenly getting attention.

Grand’s first music video, for his country-tinged rock ballad “All-American Boy,” was posted on YouTube last Tuesday. By last night, it had exploded, attracting more than 400,000 total views—nothing for top-charting videos from big-name recording artists, but an impressive figure for one from a complete unknown whose only promotion has been internet buzz.

The video cost just $7,000, a fraction of the major-names’ going rate, but it was a fortune to Grand, who came up with the entire budget himself by maxing out his only plastic to tell the video’s story.

“All-American Boy” portrays a young gay man who misreads signals from an apparently straight “all-American” male friend. On a day hanging out with the gang, the two guys and a girl take off in a car. She drives, as the guys sit together in the back, with the straight man, at one point, falling asleep on the gay man’s shoulder. Feeling like a third wheel, the girl eventually, angrily drives off, leaving the two men to pal around in the woods, where they end up stripping down and going skinny-dipping—even sharing a quick kiss. Ultimately for the straight guy, it was just all in good fun. But for the gay man, it was something much more significant, and he is left dazed, confused and longing.

The story was inspired by one of Grand’s own.

“I was a 13-year-old boy (at camp),” noted the 23-year-old singer-songwriter, speaking by phone from his hometown Chicago. “One of my counselors was warm and strong and he took an interest in me—not sexually, but as a friend, and it really moved me. I remember leaving with a horrible ache in my heart.”

While “All-American Boy” is told from the gay man’s perspective, Grand said he knew its tale of unrequited love would resonate across lines of sexuality. He’s received hundreds of postings on YouTube, Twitter and Facebook from viewers, both straight and gay, saying they understand such rejection and heartache.

“I’m not a crier,” noted Grand. “But since this all began, since people have been reaching out, I’ve been beyond moved, because so many people have felt what I felt, been through what I’ve been through.”

Grand said that upon discovering he was gay in eighth grade, he told friends, which quickly got back to his parents. They insisted he go to so-called “straight therapy,” which he endured for five years. But it didn’t work.

He logged his full freshman year at Belmont University in Nashville, but, due to the costs, returned to Chicago. His recent employment has run the gamut from modeling to supplying music for Catholic church events, the latter being what he called the “food-money” gig.

Grand said he has no idea where the YouTube success may take him, though he does admit he’s “not much of a singer” and more of a songwriter. “Of course, I want to continue to grow as a man and grow as an artist,” he commented.

For now, Grand appears happy just being the moment, immersed in all those postings. “Just the hundreds of people who have said, ‘Your story is my story. Thank you for this,’ is enough for me.”

“Like I said, I would die a happy man today,” Grand continued. “And it’s the first time in my entire life I can say that.”

Woman hires undercover cop as hitman! Caught on video!

Part 1 Part 2
 Story by Rob Spahr/NJ.com


MUSKEGON, MI – A former New Jersey woman thought she was hiring a hit man to kill her husband, because she said “it was easier than divorcing him.”

But the man she solicited to off her husband was actually an undercover police officer, according to a report by MLive.com.

In a video of her interaction with the “hit man” – released to MLive by the Muskegon County Prosecutor’s Office – Julia Charlene Merfeld, 21, explained why she wanted her husband dead.

“When I first decided to do this … it’s not that we weren’t getting along,” she says on the video. “But … terrible as it sounds, it was easier than divorcing him.

"You know, I didn’t have to worry about the judgment of my family, I didn’t have to worry about breaking his heart, all that stuff like this. It’s, like, how I got a clean getaway.”

Authorities said Merfeld told the fake hit man that he’d be paid $50,000 in installments from the proceeds of her husband’s $400,000 life insurance policy.

The two conversations between Merfeld and the undercover police officer took place on April 9 and 10, during which she clearly and matter-of-factly discusses the murder plan – laughing occasionally, checking the possible dates for the killing on her phone and telling the hit man that she did not want her husband to suffer.

After the supposed hit man tells her he’ll fire two bullets into her husband’s head and that “he’s gonna die,” Merfeld smiles uneasily and says “it makes me sad.”

Carlos Ramos, a coworker of Merfeld’s, told MLive that Merfeld offered him $50,000 to kill her husband. He called police instead.

According to MLive, Merfeld and her husband had recently moved to Muskegon from New Jersey as a result of a job transfer for the husband. The couple has two young children who were staying with relatives in New Jersey at the time of the April meetings.

During her second meeting with the detective, Merfeld shows him a bundle of notes that he had requested, including directions to the home and a floor plan, as well as a photo of her husband.

“That’s him,” she says before handing the officer a $100 bill as a down payment.

As the final conversation ends, Merfeld’s shakes the hand of the supposed killer, who wishes her luck.

“Thank you. Good luck to you, too,” she says with a smile just before exiting the vehicle.

Merfeld was arrested shortly afterward and has been lodged in the Muskegon County Jail ever since.

She pleaded guilty to solicitation to murder on June 27. However, her husband and intended victim asked that she get no jail time at all, according to MLive.

Instead, Chief Muskegon County Circuit Judge William C. Marietti committed to cap her minimum sentence at six years. The maximum can be anything up to life in prison, depending on Marietti’s decision at Merfeld’s sentencing July 30.

Bon Jovi donates $1M to Superstorm Sandy relief fund

What a great bunch of guys! Thank you from NJ, Bon Jovi!

Raw Footage: Explosion of July 4th 2013 Fireworks In Simi Valley Causes Injuries

Pretty incredible footage & just may keep me away from fireworks next year!

Raw footage of Plane Crash Asiana Flight 214 at SFO

This video came from CNN.

Miley Cyrus performance proving she's not Hannah Montana anymore on Jimmy Kimmel!

Kind of shocking but I guess our Miley is growing up!

Watch a Solar powered plane fly to across America to NYC. (live video feed)

This is a step in the right direction to dropping the price of oil :)

Kids Explain the meaning of The National Anthem - Funny

Perfect 4th of July video and very cute!

If We Had An Italian President From NJ: Mike Marino! Funny!

This was so freakin Jersey funny!!

Taylor Swift Kicks off the 4th of July With ‘Red’ Video!

We love a little Taylor in Red!

Treasure - Bruno Mars (Jason Chen x Heejun Han Cover)

Just so good! We had to share it!

MWC Police kill kidnapper on video at Walmart in MIDWEST CITY, OK

MIDWEST CITY, OK — A dramatic shooting is caught on camera. The incident took place last week in Midwest City.


A suspect held a two-year-old child hostage inside a Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market. On Friday the Midwest City police department released video of the deadly encounter.

Walking across Midwest Boulevard, Sammie Wallace grabs a shopping cart and walks inside the store. After a few minutes, Wallace snagged the two-year-old girl from a shopping cart for no apparent reason.

"He abducts the child and hands the cell phone to the mother and demands she make a call to a Dallas police officer," said Midwest City police chief Brandon Clabes.

During the 30 minute standoff that ensued, police say Wallace made a number of odd statements and appeared to suffer from mental illness.

"He talked about being the richest man in the world and being able to get a Dallas officer there in 10 minutes," said Clabes.

Chief Clabes says during the entire incident the suspect held a knife to the child's body. Eventually officers offered Wallace a chair to sit and evacuated the store.

After Wallace began a 60-second countdown and moved the knife from the child's stomach to her throat, Captain David Huff walked up and shot the suspect point blank in the head.

"I mean we waited until the last second to use deadly force," said Clabes. "No one wants to take a life, especially in the line of duty."
The child did not suffer any injuries.

The district attorney previously sent out a letter calling the officers actions justified. Captain Huff is currently on vacation but will return to duty soon.

Friday Midwest City Police Chief Brandon Clabes showed the knife, surveillance video and played the 911 tapes from the incident.

Thing's dogs teach us! Made us laugh & cry :)

This really touched us!

Italian Weddings: If you're Italian or know any Italians this is a must watch! This guy is hysterical!

SEBASTIAN MANISCALCO is someone you must see live! This is a sample!

Paula Dean on Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship! Funny!

Very funny as always!

Lebron James pretty close to being decapitated during Miami Heat parade video!

They may want to change the parade route next time! Wow!!

10 clever new bets that you will always win against your friends video

These are a lot of fun!

Anna Nicole Smith interview on Arsenio Hall 1993

Anna Nicole Smith interview on Arsenio Hall 1993 - Had to show this after watching The Anna Nicole Smith movie on Lifetime.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile? Very funny!

Funny Or Die Presents: Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile.

Never before seen footage. Michael Jackson home movies with his children.

Home video footage shown in court during the trial of concert organiser AEG Live shows the late Michael Jackson with his children Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket. They are asked by their father what they want to be when they grow up. The lawsuit, brought by Jackson's mother Katherine on behalf of the singer's children, accuses AEG Live of negligence in hiring Dr Conrad Murray as Jackson's personal physician

Paula Deen claims to be victim of 'hurtful lies' on 'Today' show interview shown here

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Paula Deen claims to be victim of 'hurtful lies' on 'Today' show interview shown here

Meteorologist Kristi Gordon freaks out over spider on live broadcast

Meteorologist Kristi Gordon was surprised by a spider on the weather camera as she did her Noon News forecast

Pilot, stunt walker killed in plane crash at Ohio air show - Disturbing video

DAYTON, Ohio –  A plane carrying a wing walker crashed at an air show and exploded into flames Saturday, killing the pilot and stunt walker, authorities said.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/22/plane-with-wing-walker-crashes-at-ohio-air-show/#ixzz2X0P1KHfg

FIAT Commercial 2014 -The Italians are coming. Not the British!

Freedom to move and room to evolve. Introducing our 5-door offering from FIAT USA. A combination of standout Italian design and exceptional, everyday functionality make the FIAT 500L an inspiring addition to the FIAT 500 family.
Recently we saw Audi take Mercedes-Benz head on with the Vulcan grip commercial which I thought was hysterical.

Now Fiat is throwing down the gauntlet in front of MINI in a soon to be released commercial that you get to see here first.

MINI started out as a British car company and is produced in England. So it's really funny when we see Paul Revere riding through the streets of America warning the Americans that the British were coming. We see a group of redcoats, or what Revere thinks are redcoats, using all the horsepower they could muster, leaving a trail of dust behind them.

The Americans are bored, not interested, they go about their business. Revere realizes he has made a mistake and starts the warning over, "the Italians are coming, the Italians are coming".

That's when the fun begins. Watch the commercial and be amused as things take a twist

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders doing "22" by Taylor Swift

We think we like it :). Enjoy!

Channing Tatum, Jimmy Kimmel, Jamie Foxx! Hysterical video.

So funny! Features Channing Tatum, Jimmy Kimmel, Jamie Foxx!

Jimmy Kimmel Some nice things to do for your Dad on Fathers Day!

How do you not love Jimmy Kimmel! Very funny stuff!

Matchbox Twenty playing "Our Song" from the North CD on Live with Kelly and Michael

We're so glad that Matchbox Twenty is back with a new CD!

Apple Introducing iOS 7 - Official Video

For IPad (2nd, 3th and 4th generation), IPhone (4, 4S, 5) and IPod Touch (4th and 5th generation)

The Baby Bachelor - Jimmy Kimmel - Episode 1

Jimmy Kimmel Live - The Baby Bachelor - Episode 1

Student Guide dog saves trainers from out of control car.

A guide dog-in-training earned his stripes Monday morning when he alerted his handler and a fellow trainer to an out-of-control car seconds before it barreled into them.
Todd Jurek, a training supervisor for Guide Dogs For The Blind, was accompanying O'Neill, an 18-month-old labrador, and apprentice instructor Danielle Alvarado, who was blindfolded, on a field test in San Rafael, Calif., when a black car nearly backed into them, the Marin Independent Journal reports. Security cameras show O'Neill spotting the vehicle, and the group immediately running for safety. He [the dog] reacted probably two seconds before I did," Jurek told KTVU. "He turned around saw it, then I turned around saw it. "The worst could have happened ... It's pretty incredible nobody got hurt," he said.
According to the Journal, the driver was a 93-year-old woman and the DMV is investigating her driver's license.
O'Neill is in the process of completing his testing and will be paired with a blind client in two to three weeks.
H/T: Gawker

Warning: Disturbing Video: Argentinian footballer throws dog off field by his neck

VIDEO: Soccer player throws dog by its neck off the field, gets red carded for animal abuse

Jose Jimenez, a forward for Tucuman League team Bella Vista, shocked fellow players and fans alike when he grabbed a stray dog that had wandered onto the field and tried to toss it by the neck into the stands.

An animal interrupted a lower division soccer game in Argentina with a sickening display of dog abuse.
Jose Jimenez, a forward for Tucuman League team Bella Vista, shocked fellow players and fans alike when he grabbed a stray dog that had wandered onto the field and tried to toss it by the neck into the stands. The poor pooch hit the top of the metal fence that ringed the field and came crashing back to the ground.
Video showed the dog get up apparently unharmed, but Jimenez's problems were just beginning.

Outraged fans started hurling garbage and insults at Jimenez, who was also chased into the Bella Vista bench by players of opposing team San Juan. Looking to avoid an all-out brawl, the referee kicked Jimenez out of the game with a red card.

Once the game ended in a 2-1 win for San Juan, Jimenez blamed the match official for his actions.
"The referee made me nervous," Jimenez told Argentina's Ole sports newspaper before further digging a hole for himself.
"I wasn't trying to hurt the dog, I just wanted to remove it because the (San Juan) fans sent it onto the field to waste time."
Unfortunately for Jimenez, his half-hearted apology fell on deaf ears and Bella Vista cut him from the squad.

NASCAR driver Jason Leffler's dies in NJ crash

BRIDGEPORT, N.J. –  NASCAR driver Jason Leffler died after an accident Wednesday night in a heat race at a dirt car event at Bridgeport Speedway.
The 37-year-old Leffler, a two-time winner on the NASCAR Nationwide Series who had the nickname "LefTurn" above the driver's side window on his race cars, was pronounced dead shortly after 9 p.m., New Jersey State Police said.
"NASCAR extends its thoughts, prayers and deepest sympathies to the family of Jason Leffler who passed away earlier this evening," NASCAR said in a statement. "For more than a decade, Jason was a fierce competitor in our sport and he will be missed."
Bridgeport Speedway immediately suspended racing for the rest of the night after Leffler's accident at the 0.625-mile, high-banked dirt oval.
After losing his NASCAR ride, Leffler had been racing dirt car events most of this year, including the 410 Sprint Car race Wednesday that promised a $7,000 prize to the winner. On Sunday, Leffler finished last at Pocono in his lone NASCAR Sprint Cup start of the year. He ran just eight laps in a start-and-park ride.
From Long Beach, Calif., Leffler made 423 starts in NASCAR's three national series, but won just the two Nationwide races and one Truck Series event in a career that began in 1999. He also made three IndyCar Series starts, finishing 17th in the 2000 Indianapolis 500.
A statement from Indianapolis Motor Speedway called Leffler "one of the most versatile race drivers in America, showing his talent by competing in the Indianapolis 500 and the Brickyard 400 at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway during his career."
"He also displayed the skills that would help him reach the top levels of the sport by winning four USAC national series titles while winning on tracks throughout the Midwest," the statement said.
Leffler's last full NASCAR season was 2011, when he ran the entire Nationwide schedule for Turner Motorsports. He finished sixth in the standings that season and hadn't had a steady NASCAR ride since.
Although he never made it at the NASCAR Sprint Cup level, Leffler ran almost the entire 2001 season for Chip Ganassi Racing and ran 19 races in 2005 for Joe Gibbs Racing in the car now driven by Denny Hamlin.
Leffler is survived by 5-year-old son Charlie Dean.
"Really sad for Jason Leffler and his family," NASCAR Sprint Cup champion Brad Keselowski said on Twitter. "Thinking about his little boy."
Leffler won three consecutive USAC Midget championships from 1997-99 before following mentor Tony Stewart's path into NASCAR. Stewart-Haas Racing, owned by Stewart, tweeted: "Thoughts and prayers to the family and friends of Jason Leffler. A good man; a good racer. Godspeed friend."
Leffler originally signed with Joe Gibbs Racing, the same team Stewart drove for at the time, and ran the 2000 Nationwide season for JGR. He grabbed four top 10s as a rookie, and moved to Cup the next year with Ganassi in a deal that lasted only one season.
IndyCar driver Justin Wilson tweeted: "Another reminder of how this sport we love can be so cruel. Thoughts with his family." Wilson included the hashtag "LEFturn."
NASCAR driver Clint Bowyer also included the hashtag "LEFturn" in a tweet, saying: "So sad to hear about Jason Leffler. Was a wheel man and a fun fun person to be around."
Many drivers also mentioned Charlie Dean in their tweets. A single father, Leffler was devoted to his son and his Instagram account was full of photos of the two spending time together, including many at race tracks.
"Praying for all of Jason Leffler family, especially his little guy Charlie," tweeted IndyCar driver Ed Carpenter.
A little over two weeks ago, 22-year-old driver Josh Burton died of injuries sustained in a crash at Bloomington Speedway in Indiana. In late May at a dirt track in Nevada, two drivers were killed in a race. In March in California, two people were killed when a car careened off a dirt track and crashed on pit road.
Sprint car races can be more dangerous for drivers and spectators because the safety measures taken by series aren't at the same level. Many facilities lack the SAFER barriers that are standard in NASCAR and IndyCar, and the cars aren't always adequately protected.

 

Report from:

foxnews.com/

Sweet Dog Interacting with a Beautiful Child with Down Syndrome

WARNING, get the tissues before you watch this one. So sweet!

Inside Amy Schumer: Abusive Couple. Words & Violence hurts. Hysterical!

This one made us crack up!!

Chad Ochocinco Johnson Slaps Lawyer on the Butt, Sent to Jail 30 Days

Former NFL receiver Chad Johnson was sentenced to 30 days in jail for a probation violation by a judge who rejected his no-jail plea deal after Johnson playfully slapped his attorney on the backside in court.

Old-timers rumble at Dodger Stadium for Mark Mcgwire & Don Mattingly

This is some wild stuff. Older guys acting like children! It's fun to watch though!! HAHAHA

Slash & Myles Kennedy "Sweet Child O' Mine" ACOUSTIC!

Pretty wild seeing Slash doing this with an acoustic! Enjoy!

'White House Down' Full Trailer - Opens 6/28 - Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx

Looks good! Opens 6/28!

Jerky Boys -Sol Rosenberg's Glasses

Classic stuff from The Jerky Boys

Randall's Honey Badger - The new Jack Hanna? HAHA

This is not a fact. Though we do think it would be a great show!!

Desiree Hartsock rap with Soulja Boy The Bachelorette

Wow! Probably best not to Rap again! LOL

Edward Snowden: the whistleblower behind the NSA surveillance revelations

The 29-year-old source behind the biggest intelligence leak in the NSA's history explains his motives, his uncertain future and why he never intended on hiding in the shadows

Watch Pamela Anderson banned TV commercial. Thoughts?

ABC News Story attached

By Lesley Messer
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Jun 7, 2013 6:00am

Pamela Anderson is no stranger to pushing boundaries, but this time, according to some, she has gone too far.
A risque commercial featuring the actress, 45, has been banned in Britain for being “sexist and degrading to women,” according to The Guardian newspaper.
The ad, which originally aired in 2010 in Australia, promotes the Web hosting service CrazyDomains. In it, a man fantasizes about his boss, played by the former “Baywatch” star, writhing in a bikini and pressing up against her scantily clad female assistant.
The Advertising Standards Authority reportedly received complaints that the ad was offensive, and ultimately banned it in Britain because it “was likely to cause serious offense to some viewers.”
However, the paper added that Clearcast, a company that vets commercials before they air, defended its decision to allow it to run after 9 p.m. The organization had no problem with the innuendo because Anderson is “a celebrity who was known for flaunting her body” and that she was meant to be “the head of business.” As a result, it is “anything but degrading to women.”
A rep for Anderson could not be reached for comment.

First look Couples Therapy Season 3 w/ Flavor Flav, Dustin Zito & more!

Looking forward to this one! Looks like another good season!

Kiss doing "Beth" Unplugged 1995 - Amazing acoustic version.

This takes us back a few years! So good!

Wishing Paris Jackson a quick recovery. Here's her on Ellen in 2011.

Get well soon Paris! Viralsearcher.com

PSY interview - Reacts to Being Called "Herpes" by Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong

We don't think it's the Twitter of the real Billie Joe Armstrong. Psy's reaction was pretty funny though.

Boxing - Migeul Zuniga asks Boxer Daquan Arnett to bring it on & then gets knocked out!

Fifth round, Saturday night June 1st 2013. Migeul Zuniga asks Daquan Arnett to bring it on. Arnett turns 'em off.

Ellen's own Sophia Grace "Girls Just Gotta Have Fun" Official Music Video

We think this one's going to have over 3 million views very quickly!

Michael Douglas Cancer HPV says oral sex caused his throat cancer. Not smoking!

In a surprisingly frank interview with the Guardian newspaper, actor Michael Douglas says that the throat cancer he was diagnosed with three years ago was caused by oral sex.

When asked by the Guardian if he regretted the years of smoking and drinking thought to be associated with his illness, the actor replied, "No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus."

Douglas, 68, went on to say in Sunday's story that he "did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it." Douglas has been married to actress Catherine Zeta-Jones since 2000.

A 2011 study detailed in the Journal of Clinical Oncology, and covered here by NBC News, showed that a cancer spike, mainly in men, was tied to HPV from oral sex.

Related: Michael Douglas is right - HPV can cause throat cancer

Douglas announced in August 2010 that he had been diagnosed with stage 4 throat cancer, the most advanced stage, after numerous specialists failed to identify the source of his oral discomfort. A doctor in Montreal finally discovered a walnut-sized tumor at the base of the actor's tongue.

On Aug. 31, 2010, Douglas spoke with David Letterman on the "Late Show" after completing his first week of radiation and chemotherapy. He was blunt about his diagnosis, but hopeful about his chances for recovery.

"Did they find it early enough for their liking," Letterman asked, regarding the actor's doctors. "I sure as s--- hope so," Douglas said to applause. He has now been cancer-free for two years.

Douglas can currently be seen in the HBO biopic "Behind the Candelabra," in which he stars as famed entertainer Liberace.

Thunder Scares the crap out of NY Yankees & Boston Red Sox Dugout!

That's actually pretty funny since it wasn't us! HAHAHA

Trick Shot hoops with Titus the 2 year old w/ Jimmy Kimmel!

Now this was so much fun to watch!! So adorable!!

NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE! THESE ARE OUR RULES LADIES!

WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

 
1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE...

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY.

1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING..